A Kelly Testimonial:

We are regularly sent testimonials from customers around the world and taking as much pride as we do in our work we love featuring them under the Testimonials section on the website. Often they are quite long and we edit them down so that it is easier to read a short paragraph rather than a full page. However, we recently received a testimonial from Kelly about her GL2000N purchases over the years along with some very attractive pictures and so we decided to share with one and all since her testimonial is a great endorsement for a great product and also very entertaining.We get emails every year from customers telling us their GL2000N’s are still going strong after 5, 6, 7 even as many as 9 years – you really do get what you pay for with breast forms. What marks Kelly’s experience out as different is she actually survived an attacker who grabbed her boobs mid-purse snatch. Thankfully both Kelly and her boobs survived to tell the tale but we have yet to hear from the purse snatcher who ran away in fear! Thanks for sharing Kelly.

“Thank you for your wonderful assistance with my Breast Form order. I went though many different forms over the years and in 1998 I purchased a pair of the GL2000N (Mystique) and was amazed with the feel and the durability. I am 5-10, 160# and the GL2000N size 52 provide a busty look that bounces and feels perfect in a 38DD soft cup leisure bra. Men love playing with them and many are totally surprised when I tell them they are silicone forms. That has not been a problem so far and they are amazed with how realistic they bounce and feel. The size 52 can be used bra-less with a good bond but the amount of bouncing will cause the bond to progressively fail. wearing a tight blouse limits the bouncing enough so they will stay bonded for an evening. I just purchased the size 42 as an alternate size and they are light enough to wear bra-less with a good bond.

As a testimony I purchased 2 pairs of the GL2000N size 52 over 4 years ago and they have been subjected to a very rough life. I dress full time and rotate them so I always have a pair washed, cleaned of adhesive and ready to wear. I always sleep in them but I usually don’t move around much when sleeping so others may not have the same luck. But to their credit I normally get into some very energetic and unusual positions that subject the forms to much more abuse in the bed before actually falling asleep. After 4 years the forms have never let me down and only now are they are beginning to show small signs of the poly covering thinning from all the adhesive removing solvents.

I even got in a prolonged brawl with a purse snatcher in the middle of the day on a busy street in Van Nuys whilst wearing my GL2000N’s. He noticed me as I walked from my car to a friends apartment with my hands full of hot coffee, food and purse. When he saw me he came over asking for a “date” and I turned him down. He continued begging for a date as we walked up the stairs to the apartments entrance. When he realized his was not getting a date he grabbed my boobs then went for my purse. We were about the same height but I had on 4inch heels. Even though he had 4 inches on me I tossed the coffee on him and in the same motion grabbed him by his crotch and tossed him over my back down the flight of stairs. Unfortunately he either didn’t like having a girl get the best of him or he wanted that purse real bad because he looked up at me, mumbled something and came running back up those stairs for a 2 to 3 minute slug fest with me. My purse finally ripped at the seams with the contents flying through the air like a piniata at a party. I have to admit he was pretty quick on sorting the cosmetics from the valuables and managed to grab my iPhone and took off running. I think they acquire a genetic ability to quickly grab valuable items and run at incredible speeds from generations of smashing storefront windows and running down the street holding large televisions.

Unfortunately my 4″ stilettos had twisted 90 degrees on my feet so I had to remove them before I could run after him. So here is this scraped up blond busty damsel running barefoot down Magnolia Ave on a bright sunny day in a black corset, garters, lace top stockings, pink panties and bra with her black satin skirt and blouse completely shredded and barely hanging on, looking like she had a fight with the Tasmanian Devil. That definitely was a traffic stopper and made for a good morning workout. I don’t recommend anyone to try that at home but I can recommend the GL2000N breast forms as they held in there with no damage and stayed bonded on just like nothing happened.

They get a 5 star rating. Thank you Mr. Borrows!!

Kelly Woods

Feel free to use this, the pics or any portion as a testimony for your forms.”